Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Before you are forced to carve his name in all four tires.

If you don't know any of his friends, he's probably hiding you.

If you know all this friends and after years of dating have yet to meet a family member, you are a side chick.

If he turns his phone off when he is around you or can't answer a call and reference you ever, he has other chicks.

If he leaves the phone on, locks it, or looks at it when it rings, then presses silent right before your eyes, you are a jumpoff.

If he has no facebook photos, untags all photos you place up of him because he doesn't like ppl in his business, he is hiding you or his other chicks from you.

If he has no relationship status, he is dealing with a bunch of chicks who think they are wifie or main piece.

If he convinces you that any of the above things are normal, you are officially caught up and he won't ever get rid of you cuz it's too easy.

Know your place and either accept it, move on, or follow suit.

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